Show Off Your Crashing Skills~!

[Kodii (:]

I recently crashed a Twilight board for sheer enjoyment.
And how I enjoyed it.
<3
I will show you exactly what I posted for your enjoyment too.

Edward stood, his pale skin looking paler from the gray skies. His copper eyes stared the Vultri down. He snarled, but it wasn't very loud.
He reached down and fixed his white mini-skirt. It was getting all scrunched up whenever he moved.
As he did this, his pink stilettos got caught in the dirt. He swore under his breathe. "This is so not cool," He whined, trying to free himself from the -c-
soft earth. Of course, he pulled too hard and the heel snapped. Edward threw his hands up and all of his braclets fells down his arm. "Good going, Edward," He mummbled to himself.
Hearing a small cough from Emmet he turned, hands on hips. "I'm sorry, Emmet. I'm going to get angry when my five hundred dollar stilettos snap!" Edward snarled. He folded his arms over his leather Prada jacket he -c-
had borrowed from Rosalie. He winked at her, giving her a sign that he wouldn't harm the jacket like he harmed his heels.
Edward tapped his pink, mani-cured nails against his chin as he stood with one foot higher than the other.
It was really awkward like this. He felt imperfect and Edward Cullen WAS NOT imperfect. It was just how it had to be.
-d-

[Basset]

That one was AMAZING! We totally have to crash together some time Kodii. I think I should join a Twilight board as Barbiepaw. That would be funny, Barbiepaw and your Edward. xD

Sadly, I do not have any posts from any of my Warrior crashings, but it went something like this:

Barbiepaw was depressed. She was sad because Kenpaw had broken up with her. Barbiepaw decided to sit on the top of the rock where the leader gave announcements and cut herself. "Nobody likes me! They all hate me because I'm so pretty and have really long legs and incredibly beautiful." Then Barbiepaw became Emopaw and decided to hate life.

Oh, and I have Bob!

name: Bob
speciez: wolfz
genderz: doezn't have one, 2 cool
apperancez: pwetty and most amasintasitcalamazing rainbow coat eva!
powerz: all da coolio ones, none of the sucky onez
udder: likez to eatz peoplez feetz

[Kodii (:]

Omg. xD
Amazing, Basset. AH-MAZING~

[Sarah-chan]

Posting such vile things on my boards. =o
Unforgivable. xD

[Night of Fire]

Eh, I don't like crashing. People have a right to roleplay whatever they want, though, I have to admit, that's pretty funny.

[Basset]

BUT IT'S FUN!

[Zelda]

I agree with Dragonqueen. :/ Unless it's a noob roleplay.

[Sarah-chan]

I could care less about what people want to roleplay. Let them roleplay whatever is it, no matter if it's One-Liner Avenue or not with whoever would want to join. If you had your roleplay crashed like I did because stupid crashers who think they're being cute and fun for having their "group" discussion boards with eachother on the Neopets isn't very satisfying. "Oh, look, an illiterate! Let's post gibberish on the board so they'll argue with us and we can show how right we are!" or "Is-so and-so looking for illiterates to terrorize today?" are totally dumb to me. I've never been crashed except that one time, and I've had tons of people that on my boards - I bet I've been roleplaying years longer than those group people. And that is my rant of the day. ^-^

But I'm getting off-track. I've never crashed, so there. Now post whatever you all want and I won't complain anymore. x3

[Typo]

I don't actually crash boards but I make fun of them in my mind. Once there was this completely illiterate Harry Potter roleplay. I wrote this one on Microsoft Word.

'"I hate you!" Bellowed Harry at Ron who was eating a turkey sub carelessly. He had just lossed pathetically considering his keeping skills in last night's quidditch match were utterly horrible. Harry stomped up to the boy's dormitory angrily. "Great! I lost my frog-eyed friend!" wailed Ron. His turkey sub sailing into the air. Harry came back down into the common room with Voldemort at his side. "Voldy is my new best friend!" Harry said cheerfully. Instantly, "AHH! MY SCAR!" Harry winced. "Shut up!" Voldemort demanded. "AHH! AHH! MY SCAR!" Harry whined. "SHUT UP! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort said and Harry tumbled down the common room stares. Dead. "So, what now?" Ron asked Voldemort. "Got any more turkey subs?" Voldemort asked hopefully joining Ron at the table. "Help yourself." He said pointing to a huge pile of subs from Subway.

[Kodii (:]

AHAHAHA.
xD
nice, typo.
c:

[Typo]

Poor Ron. He stinks.

[Sarah-chan]

I know I am against crashing, but I wrote this myself. I'm sorry, I had too. I had this horrible impulse. xD You have to write something like this at one point in your life. Prepare for sickening Twilight - I can't help it. Please no one take offense. ;

Edward's No. 1 lover!

Name| Ashley Angel Thompson (It's actually Cullen, but we are not married yet. My parents are okay with it, too!)
Age| 18 (Shhh! I'm secretly 100 like Edward!)
Eye Color| So blue they shine.
Hair Color| So platinum blond it shines.
Car| Who needs a car when Edward drives me around?!
Attire| I don't even need to wear makeup - my beauty shines like the sun. Baby blue tank top, blue jeans, and high heels. But I can change. For Edward. Anything for you, darling.
Boyfriend (soon to be husband)| Edward Cullen (MY LOVE)
Likes| EDWARD. Err, uh. VAMPIRES. Uh. LOVE. o.o Girly stuff. Like purses. Blue. EDWARD!!!
Dislikes| ICKY THINGS. Bella. Uncool people. Jacob.
Personality| Loveable, happy, cute.

History|

I was born in Forks and lived inside my house by my TV and watched reruns of American Idol. Every day I walked to school and never talked to anyone.

Here's my most recent diary entry:

Dear Diary,
Today I saw this awesomely awesome awesome guy. He was so cute that I had to ask him his name. So he totally said, "Edward Cullen." We fell in love right then and there under the starlight, staring into eachother's eyes with passionate love. But then this Bella girl came up and tried to steal him away. I pushed her on the ground and laughed, pulling Edward away with me. It was a good day.

Most destroy Bella! Muahah!

I LOVE YOU, EDWARD. MARRY ME.